The Missing Sock
| For centuries, the mysterious phenomenon of “sock abduction” has plagued mankind. There has been a spate of reports and eyewitness accounts targeting extraterrestrial as the culprits in the missing sock epidemic. This has left countless Earthlings frustrated, disheartened and –worst of all—with mismatched socks. Rumor has it that these socks are being abducted by opportunistic space renegades to be sold on the intergalactic black market to one-footed aliens. In a bold attempt to counteract this extraterrestrial conspiracy, Ozone Design Inc. is now offering Single Socks!! That’s right, for HALF what you would pay for a pair, Ozone Design will sell you the Single Sock of your choice. Have you been a victim of sock abduction? E-mail Ozone for Help!! |
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