Funniest As Seen On TV Products

February 06, 2019 36 Comments

Funniest As Seen On TV Products

5 of the Best “As Seen On TV” Products

We’ve all seen the logo. That familiar bright red TV screen boasting the words, “As Seen On TV” slapped onto the side of every miracle gizmo hocked in late night television infomercials. It’s supposed to inspire confidence in the quality or utility of the product, because if something’s been featured on TV, it HAS to be good. They don’t let just anyone...pay them money to purchase advertising time.

Of course the savvy consumer knows the “As Seen On TV” logo is often slapped onto comically terrible products in an attempt to lend them a shred of credibility, when in fact it’s lipstick on a pig (Pig Lipstick, coming soon from Ronco!). Below are five of the “best”, however you’d like to define that, “As Seen On TV” products. Pay particular attention to number five.

Flowbee

funniest as seen on tv product flowbee

It’s safe to say that the first Flowbee accidentally fell through an interdimensional rift from an alternate reality where people use vacuum cleaners to cut their hair. Because it’s patently absurd to think that someone from our reality came up with the idea and decided it was a good one.

In fact, the only reasonable explanation is that the device was some sort of weapon, sent through the rift to suck out our thoughts, or our vital essence, or whatever else an advanced, vacuum cleaner-based civilization might want from primitive scissor-wielders like us.

As Wayne Campbell, the character from Wayne’s World said about the Flowbee-inspired “Suck Kut” product, “It certainly does suck!”

Potty Putter

funniest as seen on tv product potty putter

The original Potty Putter commercial opens on a disappointed golfer, with the voice over lamenting, “Oh, no! You missed that putt again! You probably don’t have enough time to practice.” The solution? Putt while you poop on a tiny bathroom putting green. With the Potty Putter you can practice those one foot putts that small children and even blind, legless house cats can sink!

One caveat the manufacturers should have listed prominently on the box is that while your putting game may improve, unfortunately every time you hit the links your muscle memory is going to require that you take down your pants and squeeze one out in order to sink your shot. That’s a sight that will make most people regret giving a Potty Putter as a gift.

Sauna Pants

funniest as seen on tv product sauna pants

You know what’s really relaxing? Putting on a pair of clammy, heated plastic pants and crotch sweating in them for an hour. And that rancid experience can be ours for only $29.99? Let us grab a hammer so that we can smash our phones to be certain we never accidentally order a pair of these!

Really, though. Of all the body parts the inventors of Sauna Pants could have chosen to wrap in an unventilated sweat sack they chose the crotch? A Sauna Shirt would have been so much more appealing. But no. We get stuck with a sizzling adult diaper in bright, convict orange.

UroClub

funniest as seen on tv product uroclub

Has anyone noticed that three of the four entries so far have been fixated on the crotch and/or the bathroom? “As Seen On PeeV”, amirite? Sorry. Retracted.

We’ll admit that this next entry is probably pretty useful, but there’s something disturbing about the idea of standing in the middle of a golf course, towel hung around your waist to cover the fact that you’re peeing into a fake golf club? I suppose on the plus side, on a cold day out on the course you could pass your UroClub around so that everyone can warm their hands on the now heated grip.

That’s really barely a plus side. Also retracted.

Sock Slider

Ah, here it is. The tie in you’ve been waiting for! The Sock Slider. For no particular reason we have absolutely nothing bad to say about this product. It’s the single greatest human innovation since...the sock. And that’s saying something because have you seen our socks?!

All jokes aside, the Sock Slider actually is really useful for the elderly, the infirm or those suffering from injuries that make it difficult to put on their socks. It’s a simple design but one that seems to be pretty effective, and we wholeheartedly support any technology that makes it easier for people to put our kickass socks on their feet.

Three cheers for the Sock Slider!

~Jason Bloom~

Ozone Content Creator




36 Responses

Melissa Skipper
Melissa Skipper

March 25, 2019

I think toilet golfing is hilarious

Jenny Mae Deaton
Jenny Mae Deaton

February 11, 2019

The Potty Putter has to be the craziest thing I have every seen!!! Lol!!!

Bridgette Byrd
Bridgette Byrd

February 11, 2019

The sock slider is amazing for people like me! I had back surgery in Sept 2018 that let me paralyzed & in a wheel & I wear over the knee or long socks & since I can’t bend my back ( I have a cage in back holding broken bones)? The sock slider can help me get my socks on & I love that I don’t have to ask for help & I love my ozone over the knee socks for many reasons ( they keep my feet warm & cozy & they are unique & stunning! & I can’t wait to collect more!

Jess carls
Jess carls

February 11, 2019

I love your socks

Jenny Drain
Jenny Drain

February 11, 2019

Awesome Socks!!

Kris Mihalov
Kris Mihalov

February 11, 2019

Awesome socks

Heather
Heather

February 11, 2019

Would love some socks

Dana Rodriguez
Dana Rodriguez

February 11, 2019

That Potty Putter is hysterical! And the Sauna pants are stylish.. yet really disgusting!

Heather mcleod
Heather mcleod

February 11, 2019

The sauna pants look interesting.

Erica Dean
Erica Dean

February 11, 2019

This blog is very informative!! Thank you for sharing!

kim bereza
kim bereza

February 11, 2019

Love it!!!

Leya Hebb
Leya Hebb

February 11, 2019

Cute socks

Minica Mount
Minica Mount

February 11, 2019

I think these would be just what my sweaty neuropathic feet need!

Krystal
Krystal

February 11, 2019

These socks are awesome from Ozone socks !

Catherine Jett
Catherine Jett

February 11, 2019

Your sock sliders are such a good idea!!!

Dana D Matthews
Dana D Matthews

February 11, 2019

Too funny! A couple of these if have seen. The Potty Putter is new to me! Obviously, the purchaser of this product has not kids or a job! Unbelievable that anyone has free time, even in the bathroom!

Dani Patton
Dani Patton

February 11, 2019

Awesome!!

Melanie Dean
Melanie Dean

February 11, 2019

:)

Meghan Scott
Meghan Scott

February 11, 2019

Lovin all the colors and great designs of Ozone socks!! So fun!!

Danielle Morphis
Danielle Morphis

February 11, 2019

These items are very interesting!

Kelli Krzyzanski-Boggio
Kelli Krzyzanski-Boggio

February 11, 2019

Your socks are awesome!

Anne Zaziski
Anne Zaziski

February 11, 2019

I remember all of these plus more! What is funny is every few years different companies introduce sock sliders…lol

Jaime Lynn Minter Collum
Jaime Lynn Minter Collum

February 11, 2019

My father in law actually has one of those Flowbees.

ae minx
ae minx

February 11, 2019

These are all so terrible! I can’t believe they were ever made!

Bea friesen
Bea friesen

February 11, 2019

The sock slider IS a good idea!

jenny
jenny

February 11, 2019

thank you for the contest

Susan P.
Susan P.

February 11, 2019

The Sock Slider is the only one worth buying!

Sam
Sam

February 11, 2019

While the products might be good, talk about some cheesy ads…

Melissa Ann Stacy
Melissa Ann Stacy

February 11, 2019

Wow these are some interesting products lol. Cheers to the dock slider. That one I would like to try

Mary W
Mary W

February 11, 2019

I remember these products on TV. Socks rule!

Tara Lake
Tara Lake

February 11, 2019

Would love to win a pair of cool socks!!! Thanks so much for the opportunity

eve khoo
eve khoo

February 11, 2019

My friend share about Sock Slider on Facebook. Was wondering where to get it for my grandma who has backache and has difficulty bending down to put on her socks. I think it’s a genius invention with senior citizen in mind.

Bonnie
Bonnie

February 11, 2019

Love socks more than shoes!!!!

Donna Shaw
Donna Shaw

February 11, 2019

Ozone socks are amazing! I want every pair!

Kristi Petty
Kristi Petty

February 11, 2019

The best socks in the World ❤️

Lynne
Lynne

February 11, 2019

These products are something else, especially the Flowbee!

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